Does your dog bite?Jokes

April 13, 2012 15:21
Does your dog bite?

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, " Does your dog bite?"

The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."

The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.

"Ouch!" He says, "Why the hell did you lie? You said your dog doesn’t bite!"

The shopkeeper replies innocently, "That is not my dog!"

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